By Brian, on May 28th, 2009 |
Dearest Heteros:
I’ve been rather incensed lately by some of the commentary that I’ve been reading on conservative, “Christian” blogs regarding California’s ruling on gay marriage. You seem so worked up over something that will have absolutely no bearing on your life. One commentator said that he needs to “defend” marriage, as if somehow allowing more people . . . → Read More: Open Letter To Opponents Of Gay Marriage
By Brian, on November 19th, 2008 |
I loves me some Beyonce, but she’s got nothing on Shane Mercado! This is the real Sasha Fierce, y’all! How People magazine could leave him out of the Sexiest Man Alive issue is beyond me.
Click here to watch the internet sensation’s performance of “Single Ladies” on The Bonnie Hunt Show, or here to see his original . . . → Read More: Shane Mercado Performs "Single Ladies" For Bonnie Hunt
By Brian, on June 4th, 2008 |
I like to move plants around. I’m talking about shrubs, not house plants. I know it’s not good for them, but I envision one growing in a different spot and just have to try it out. I’ve had pretty good luck with it so far, but my neighbors think I’m retarded.
If another driver makes me angry, . . . → Read More: Five Stupid Things I Do
By Brian, on May 6th, 2008 |
God and Google are the only ones who know why some of these search strings resulted in traffic to my site, but here they are for your viewing pleasure…
flamingo toilet paper stand
Do flamingos even use toilet paper?
hermaphrodites allowed to marry themselves
Marrying one’s self could result in a really messy (and bloody) divorce on down the road.
we . . . → Read More: Interesting Search Terms #3
By Brian, on January 19th, 2008 |
We went to see The Bucket List last night with Alyson and J. It was a very touching and heartfelt movie that left me in tears (big shock, eh?).
There was one hilarious part with Jack Nicholson where he gives his assistant some valuable advice about aging.
Three Things To Remember When Your Old
1. Never pass up a . . . → Read More: Words Of Wisdom From 'The Bucket List'
By Brian, on January 12th, 2008 |
Moonbeam McQueen tagged me with this “What’s In A Name” meme.
Since it asks for parts of my real name and I’m all about protecting my anonymity, I decided to make up a fake last name. I shall henceforth be known online as “Brian Jackson”. Or “Miss Jackson” if you’re nasty.
1. My rock star name (first pet . . . → Read More: What's In A Name
By Brian, on January 10th, 2008 |
More fascinating search terms from my blog stats for your reading enjoyment:
wooden spoons hurt
I’ll just take your word for it.
i feel stuck inside myself
That’s gotta hurt.
sex sounds – calling out “oh Brian”
I can totally understand that.
indian coming out stories
Just change your name to something like “Rainbow Spirit” or “Flamingo Feather” and there will be no need . . . → Read More: Interesting Search Terms #2
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