Ode To Serotonin

Dear Paxil,

I missed you while you were gone,
but I cried when you came back.
Be gentle with me.
I might need a few weeks to get used . . . → Read More: Ode To Serotonin

About Face

While watching Defending Your Life recently on Netflix, I was struck by the realization that, much like the main character, I often let fear dictate how I live my life. It affects everything – even how I use the internet.

I have written here multiple times about my distaste for social networking sites like MySpace and Facebook. . . . → Read More: About Face

Cats Are Evil And Must Be Destroyed

I swear. The next time Blu drags her butt across the carpet, or Twinkie overeats and throws up, or Macy Gray jumps up on the kitchen table… 

It seems like my life has evolved into something of a pet slave (not owner). I spend half of my day cleaning the carpet, chasing cats from places they aren’t . . . → Read More: Cats Are Evil And Must Be Destroyed

A Year's Worth Of Mobile Phones

A visual representation of all the cell phones I've had over the past year.

As I grabbed my phone this morning on the way out to work, I thought back on all the cell phones I’ve went through since last summer.

6/24/08 – Signed with Verizon and chose the LG Chocolate 2.

7/7/08 – Didn’t appreciate how difficult . . . → Read More: A Year's Worth Of Mobile Phones

A Little Slice Of Heaven On Earth

I always have a piece of Lemon Cream Cake when I visit Olive Garden. It is so good that we have decided one day (hopefully soon!) it will be our . . . → Read More: A Little Slice Of Heaven On Earth

Taking A Proactive Approach

I have decided to start going to therapy for my constant hypochondria. While it is easy for me to poke fun at myself here and in real life about my anxiety over imagined medical misfortunes, the reality of the situation is far from humorous.

Case in point: While eating lunch last Friday, I felt something lodged in . . . → Read More: Taking A Proactive Approach

Shocking The Aflac Agent

Honey came to visit me at work this afternoon, a little while before a couple of women peddling Aflac insurance arrived. One of the ladies, a tall blonde, kept looking at me with an air of familiarity. After answering a barrage of questions in an attempt to determine where our lives might have previously intersected – . . . → Read More: Shocking The Aflac Agent

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