Interesting Search Terms #3
God and Google are the only ones who know why some of these search strings resulted in traffic to my site, but here they are for your viewing pleasure…
flamingo toilet paper stand
Do flamingos even use toilet paper?
hermaphrodites allowed to marry themselves
Marrying one’s self could result in a really messy (and bloody) divorce on down the road.
we had grill out with friends gay friend
Well, wasn’t that wide of you?
Is Holding Your Breath Bad for You?
That depends on how long you’re holding it, my dear.
homophobia is gay
I agree. Totally.
hairy camels in Oregon City, Oregon
I have no witty response for this one, but I thought it was cool.
Vacuum cleaners used as male sex toys
Ouch!
homophobic emoticons
why are sailors gay
Must be something in the water.
jack nicholson don’t waste a hardon
So I’ve heard.
From the archives:
Interesting Search Engine Terms #1
Interesting Search Engine Terms #2
Thanks for sharing, Brian! Those certainly qualify as “interesting” and the emoticon is so cute!
I had someone find me by searching “Anal drainer”
Make that God, Google and Alyson, because that last one was from your words of wisdom from the Bucket List.
ha! I always get a kick out of how people find me… nothing on par with “anal drainer,” though.