Brian Needs…
Today is really boring so when I ran across this little meme on another blog, I decided to try it. Basically, you just go to Google and type your name followed by “needs” to see what infinite wisdom is revealed in the search results. Here’s what I learned about myself.
Brian needs to workout.
That’s true, but then I’d have to get off the computer.
Brian needs food, badly.
Does Google know that I’ve lost 7 lbs? Creepy.
Brian needs a new Mac.
Creepy again, since I said this in an earlier post.
Brian needs a vacation.
I guess the Google gods realize that a week off recovering from an appendectomy doesn’t quite qualify as a holiday.
Brian needs to communicate more effectively and stop being negative.
I’ve been trying, I swear, but it’s so hard and my head hurts and I can’t think of anything to say and…
Brian needs a lesson in humility.
Okay, Google, that really hurt my ego.
Brian needs some support.
I guess it’s time to switch back to briefs.
Brian needs to be glorified beyond recognition.
That’s true. Please adore me in the comment section.
Brian needs a beer.
Sorry, I don’t drink. Maybe that explains why I need a vacation.
Brian needs a girlfriend.
That’s actually pretty funny and I’m sure that Mom would agree.
This is neat!!!
That was so much fun!
Thanks for the good laugh!
Hey Brian, again, an awesome blog posting. Thanks also for your comments too.
So let me add this:
“Brian needs…absolutely nothing, he’s perfect just the way he is!”
stilldreaming,
Glad you enjoyed it! Had a great time last night, too.
carpaltunnelsyndrome,
Thank you for your compliment, although I’m far from perfect. ;)
I saw something like this somewhere else where you type in your name and “was arrested for” and use the I’m feeling lucky option. My name came up with a story that was WRITTEN by an Alyson. I can’t even get arrested using google.
Well this is weird. My name is Brian and I just heard the same thing, about googling. I tried it, and yours came up 3rd.