Eight Steps To Happiness

From the Buddhist prayer entitled “Eight Verses of Training the Mind.”

With the intention to attain
The ultimate, supreme goal
That surpasses even the wish-granting jewel,
May I constantly cherish all living beings.

Whenever I associate with others,
May I view myself as the lowest of all;
And with a perfect intention,
May I cherish others as supreme.

Examining my mental continuum throughout all my actions,
As soon as a delusion develops
Whereby I or others would act inappropriately,
May I firmly face it and avert it.

Whenever I see unfortunate beings
Oppressed by evil and violent suffering,
May I cherish them as if I had found
A rare and precious treasure.

Even if someone I have helped
And of whom I had great hopes
Nevertheless harms me without any reason,
May I see him as my holy Spiritual Guide.

When others out of jealousy
Harm me or insult me,
May I take defeat upon myself
And offer them the victory.

In short, may I directly and indirectly
Offer help and happiness to all my mothers,
And secretly take upon myself
All their harm and suffering.

Furthermore, through all these method practices,
Together with a mind undefiled by stains of conceptions of the eight extremes
And that sees all phenomena as illusory,
May I be released from the bondage of mistaken appearance and conception.


The book.

LG Chocolate VX8550 Wallpapers

Some properly-sized backgrounds (240×274) I made for my Chocolate cell phone. Click to enlarge and right-click to save the image to your computer.

So.Much.Fun

You know you’ve had a fun day when you need the entire next day to recuperate.

Alan, Liz, Shauna, and I got up early yesterday and headed for Six Flags in St. Louis. The weather forecast showed a 40% chance of rain during the day with alot more moving in around dark, but we figured that we would be on our way home before we ran into any trouble with the wet stuff. No such luck.

About halfway there, we got caught in a downpour that made driving nearly impossible. Several drivers pulled over on the side of the highway, while the rest of us drove at a snail’s pace with our hazard lights on. We were beginning to think that we had picked the worst day possible to visit an amusement park, but after calling Dad for a check of the radar, we decided to journey on.

The day turned out to be absolutely perfect. It was hot, but there was a nice breeze and lots of beautiful sunshine in St. Louis. It was the perfect weather for enjoying water rides, and choosing a weekday meant that the park wasn’t nearly full. The longest we had to wait for a ride was around 20 minutes, but most were much shorter.

We started with the Evel Knievel ride, a brand-new wooden coaster with lots of twists, banks, and turns. We loved it and also thoroughly enjoyed hearing Alan scream, “Oh, Lord!” the entire time. Liz said that he “prayed through” on that one.

We rode every coaster (except the kiddie coasters) and I yelled and hollered so much that I could barely talk on the way home. We enjoyed all of the rides immensely, except for The Boss, which beat us half to death.

It seems a little funny that one of the oldest rides, the Screamin’ Eagle (see photo), was our favorite. We rode it twice in a row and had the front car both times. One of the reasons that I enjoyed it so much was what happened on our second trip down the track.

Shauna had gotten soaked on a previous water ride and had changed into a mini-dress that looked as if it were made out of white terry cloth. It was strapless and only fitted through the bustline, but she had a bikini on underneath. As we flew up and down the hills at over 60 mph screaming our heads off, Shauna punched me and pointed to her chest. All of the motion had bounced her rather voluptous bosoms completely out of her dress and they were jiggling in her bikini top like two enormous bowls of jello. I laughed until I cried.

We tried to get by as cheaply as possible while in the park, so we grabbed a bite to eat just before we arrived and didn’t eat anything except for a turkey leg that we all shared (yum). We were ravenous by the time we left the park around 8 o’clock, so we found our way to a Pizza Hut where we scarfed down some of the best-tasting food I’ve had in a while. I know it was only because I was so hungry, but it was a nice way to end an absolutely fabulous day.

How To Set MP3 As Ringtone On LG Chocolate VX8550

I didn’t realize that it was nearly impossible to set an mp3 file as a personalized ringtone using Verizon Wireless until I received my new phone today. After some extensive googling, I discovered the easiest (and cheapest) option is to simply send the file directly to your phone as an email attachment.

  1. Make sure the file is under 350kb. You can crop and save the mp3 to reduce its size.
  2. Send it as an email attachment to yourtendigitphonenumber@vzwpix.com (i.e. 5555555555@vzwpix.com).
  3. When your phone receives the message and attachment, simply set it as your ringtone.

Just so you know. Don’t blame me if the person sitting next to you on the subway has “Love In The Club” or “Sexy Can I” blaring from their phone when they receive a call.

Tomorrow

Can’t wait…

Photo courtesty of mulf on Flickr.